Friday, September 15, 2017

Clintongate

This essay is not about politics. It is about honesty in statistics:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyF5pBsJXGQ
I was going to call it "Cold Core Depression Clinton" but the name is far too long for my thousands of followers to spare it any attention from their heinous busy responsibilities.

I was given the heads-up to the gist of the subject by a girl-friend, a decade or so back. She pointed out the anomaly for the Australian High but the phenomena appears on all continents, for all the continents have access to anticyclones on that latitude the source of this vignette.

Tropical anticyclones: The Five Day Wave

The five day wave is actually a seven day wave if you allow the cycle to span the beginning and the end. It appears to be related to the lunar phase. But that may just be a foible of mine, for I like to explain cycles of the moon in this way. In earth science, the statistical approach is too vast and fanciful for anyone to announce a cut and dried "one size fits all" resolution to its analysis. 

For example, the amount of hot air produced in the arguments about creation or the alternatives, would have powered enough energy to run the Industrial Revolution from the start to the future of futility.

Keep you eye on the band of pneuma-kinesiology at 30 South 20 West (but any of the bands of doldrums will suffice for your needs.)


The patch of air off Africa is particularly striking as it follows after South America -which supplies a particularly powerful blast to the region. Besides all that stuff off Australia is full of volcanic-mas all the damned time confusing things for the rest of us.


I think I have posted too may charts in here, meaning I am having to waffle on inexcusably while the weather catches up.

I hope you don't mind; especially since I don't care. I've got all these charts and I hate to waste them.


Scroll down until you see the air bleed out of the anticyclone in the Atlantic and become the anticyclone in the Indian whilst I go for a snooze (tell me when!)


And I will get back to you.


And I am back.
How is it going?


As you can see the transport of High pressure between continents is a slow but steady continuum.


And this  poses one more puzzle to the discerning philosopher besides the reasons why it only goes flat at the bottom.


(Although the reason why the tube only goes flat at higher latitudes had never been asked as far as I know. A conundrum made more difficult because the pressure, particularly on the Antarctic Circle engenders such extravagance. As if proof were finally being offered to doubters that Jehovah is indeed hanging the world upon nothing.)



Though I would be the first to agree the passage is poetry, I would not wish to be found among those who insist that poetry must always be taken literally. Consider the lengths some will go to climb inside their colons: http://corior.blogspot.co.uk/2006/02/part-1-astronomy.html

It doesn't matter how large the world is made, for some, there will always be room elsewhere.


Sorry about that but we need the occasional rebuke to keep us on track.


As you can see, the air gradually makes its way between oceans. It is important to realise the importune of these oceans. Because the way that they are constructed gives rise to something called the Ventuir Effect.


This is something that gives rise to one of the Millennial Problems (that is posed by the Clay Institute based in Peterborough, New Hampshire, USA) of the Navier–Stokes Equation This is the equation which governs the flow of fluids such as water and air.

However, there is no proof for the most basic questions one can ask: do solutions exist and are they unique?
Why ask for a proof?
Because a proof gives not only certitude but understanding.



Yer ave ter laff!


The problem is ridiculous and has already been explained at the outset of research by the likes of Beaufort and Froude:

Waves follow our boat as we meander across the lake, and turbulent air currents follow our flight in a modern jet.

Mathematicians and physicists believe that an explanation for -and the prediction of both, the breeze and the turbulence can be found through an understanding of solutions to the Navier-Stokes equations. Although these equations were written down in the 19th Century, our understanding of them remains minimal. The challenge is to make substantial progress toward a mathematical theory which will unlock the secrets hidden in the Navier-Stokes equations.


All you need to answer the most intractable questions is to ask the right questions -of the right people. In this case the answer lies with god. Fortunately he is willing to answer our questions, if only we prove willing to ask them.


The reason that the stream of air goes through this particular fan without creating a shit storm as it does is called "Contra Rotation".


This is a problem known to heating engineers the world over as vapour lock. And it is exactly the same thing as any child can observe on any seashore the Solar System over. The Galaxy-over when, it comes to that and indeed the Whole Material Universe answers to it as well:


There are cemeteries that are lonely, graves full of bones that do not make a sound. The heart moving through a tunnel,
in it darkness, darkness, darkness,like a shipwreck we die going into ourselves, as though we were drowning inside our hearts.
As though we lived falling out of the skin into the soul.

And there are corpses, feet made of cold and sticky clay, death is inside the bones, like a barking where there are no dogs.
Coming out from bells somewhere, from graves somewhere, growing in the damp air like tears of rain. 
 
Pablo Neruda
 

It would not surprise me if a communist such as the much lauded Che Guevara was in some way responsible for that.


The deaths of countless poets must belong to some body.


But now we can begin to see the reason why streams are prolific and hurricanes are both rare and random.


Next to the anticyclone (1032 millibars) at 60 E. the cyclone (984 mb) at 80 E, is developing Vapour Lock due to the adjacent Low at 105 E. (905 mb.)


The central air mass is developing contra rotation as it becomes liable to shed the developing anticyclone it is charging.


God's own Pneumatics deflates the first air mass and throws the second cyclone into the coast of Antarctica, dropping the temperature of the core and significantly altering the amount of water available to the anticyclone involved.



Oh, what a coincidence we have run out of charts.
No matter. I have said all I wished. Perhaps I can come back to resolve the issue of swirl for little boys everywhere.

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